a complete and utter nightmare

the feeling of ‘using something up’ is a very odd sensation that means that we will not be friends two years from today

after i listen to a song one hundred and eighty times

i am very bored

i chain-smoke eight hundred menthol cigarettes and yawn very loudly

my life philosophy

is based on the fact that plastic water bottles can become very toxic

when re-used on numerous occasions

when i tell you

that i get tired of people very quickly

you feel sad

but it is true that your presence will very quickly become unbearable

i will talk to you two thousand times and then leave very quickly



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this universe will be completely and utterly destroyed within the next seven hundred thousand seconds and i will receive a rejection letter from an online literary magazine within the next eight hundred thousand seconds


human beings do not notice

when very ugly animals are made extinct

and very soon this world will not exist

on the ‘eve of destruction’

things will resolve into incredibly clarity

and on the ‘eve of destruction’

small pale humans will gorge themselves on perfectly rounded chicken mcnuggets

the next world will be very sad and very beautiful

i will see you in the next world and walk away very quickly



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i have drunk at lot of coffee and now i feel 'okay'

in three hours i will feel very bad

and the rest of my life will be just like this

and this is extremely retarded

i feel a very big connection with a very small retarded moth

and the moth is extremely retarded