
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Interview with Tony O'Neill

Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
I am conducting interviews with authors of serious literature
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Interview with Zachary German
Ninety-seven percent of people are stupid and three percent of people are hipsters.
If you think you are not a hipster then you are a hipster.
It is meaningless being a middle-class white person.
Everything will be all right if you can attain an intense degree of control over your self-image.
Everything will be all right if you can remain intensely judgemental of every other human being in existence.
Do not talk to any other human being and your extremely high level of self-esteem can be maintained indefinitely.
If you stare blankly into the distance for the rest of existence you can never possible be ‘fucked with’ by another human being.
If you must laugh, laugh inside the confines of your brain.
Laugh all of the time at how stupid ninety-seven percent of people can be almost all of the time.
There are certain records that when played backwards do not sound good.
It takes a certain level of stupidity to believe in the existence of God.
Severe depression and moderate intelligence correlate absolutely.
When Heath Ledger died some people who did not know him felt sadness.
Social cohesion is based on people believing that certain inconsequential events are ‘incredibly important’.
The ‘human enterprise’.
A ‘grand plan’ for humanity.
I think there is probably a blueprint for living in the cellar of somebody's house maybe.
I don’t care about being ‘manipulated’ so long as the ongoing process of ‘manipulation’ is enjoyable at all times.
Please get ‘fucked up’ with me on Saturday night otherwise I will probably feel alone and uncomfortable.
All life is, is making a choice and then making another choice.
All choices are equally ‘wrong’.
The central point of every human being’s life philosophy is a hallucination.
If my hallucination is not similar to yours we cannot communicate.
If nobody shares your hallucination you will feel unutterably alienated from the rest of humanity.
That's probably not as bad as it sounds.
‘Sexually-explicit socially-progressive clothing company advertisement.’
‘Overwhelming need for self-definition on a massive scale.’
‘Vegetarian diet boom.’
‘Rayban.’
‘American Apparel.’
‘Vice Magazine.’
‘Apple Computer.’
‘Polaroid.’
Beautiful.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Money money money money money
- 'high quality' basic organic staple foods
- a few basic clothes that make you look extremely sexy but will not 'date' quickly
- housing in a 'vibrant' community with access to a beautiful park or garden
- an Apple laptop
- a few pieces of nice-looking furniture (some Ikea furniture looks nice)
- 'deeply meaningful' books, magazines, and films
- six different sorts of tea
- alcohol, cigarettes and recreational drugs (these are optional extras)
"But this is how Paris was in the early days when we were very poor and very happy."
-- Ernest Heminway, The Sun Also Rises
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
I just realised that I need to buy a cat.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Ongoing List of Good Online Lit Journals
- Lamination Colony (The intention of Lamination Colony is to published 'fucked up' literature. Everything at Lamination Colony is interesting and high quality. Lamination Colony is sometimes considered an online literature 'institution'. Lamination Colony is edited by Blake Butler who seems pretty cool. The layout of Lamination Colony is 'stunning'.)
- No Posit (Edited by Ken Baumann. Lamination Colony and No Posit are the 'twin pillars' holding up the 'internet lit scene'.)
- Elimae (If you submit work to Elimae, you will get a response within 20 or so hours which is impressive. Elimae publishes emotive and 'experimental' short stories and poems. The look of the site is very simple. Elimae is for people who consider their writing 'serious literature' but do not make a living from their writing. 'Serious amateurs'.)
- Seventy Two Words (Seventy Two Words is a blog where every story is seventy two words long. It has a more specific audienec than Six Sentences [below]. Seventy Two Words is a good way to see a smattering of writing from different writers.)
- Six Sentences (Six Sentences is a blog updated a couple of times a day with six sentence stories. Some of the stories are good and some are bad. Because Six Sentences is a blog, you can comment on the stories. A lot of the comments people leave are highly analytical and try to deconstruct the stories into their 'component syntax' and 'underlying meanings', and I often find I like the comments more interesting than the stories.)
- Dicey Brown (Dicey Brown is not updated very often, but it is always of 'high quality' and has been around since 2002, giving it 'credibility'. Mazie Louise Montgomery edits Dicey Brown and seems nice. If you have earnest-funny-depressed-neutral stories around 500 words, Dicey Brown seems to be a good place to submit to.)
- Bear Parade (If you write funny-depressed-sarcastic-neutral e-books, the best place that you can get them published online is Bear Parade. If you get published in Bear Parade, you know you have 'made it'.)
- Robot Melon (I think Robot Melon was conceived as an alternate version of Bear Parade for poems, short stories, essays, and visual art. So far three issues have been published. It is easier to get published in Robot Melon than Bear Parade. Robot Melon may be considered a 'stepping stone' to getting published in Bear Parade, although so far nobody has 'made the leap', as far as I can tell.)
- Spooky Boyfriend (Spooky Boyfriend is a new poetry journal, only one issue has been published so far. People seem to be liking it on the 'blogosphere'. The poems are quite nice. The poems are not as neutral or ironic as at 3:AM Magazine [below], but they are 'in the same vein' and are written by people who know people who have poems published at 3:AM. There are connections.)
- Paperwall (Samuel Cole edits Paperwall. Every new issue is a single PDF page of poems and stories. It is probably not that difficult to get into Paperwall but there has been some good content. Another plus is that, if you happen to get rejected, Samuel Cole will reject you quickly and will probably be quite nice about it.)
- Bear Creek Feed (I'm not sure if this is still running, but it takes long-form stories around 1500-5000 words. So far it has only published two stories, but I liked both of them a lot.)
- Zafusy (This poetry site is quite pretentious, but sometimes alright if you are in the mood. If you are not in the mood the poems will not make any sense and will make you angry at how stupid people can be. Zafusy says, "We prize syntactical inventiveness for the purposes of heightening emotional or symbolic impact." It probably is fairly difficult to get published at Zafusy, but I doubt anybody reading this blog would want to, except as a joke.)
- 3:AM Magazine Poetry (I only really pay attention to the poetry section of 3:AM. It is edited by Tao Lin I think. All of the poems are good on 3:AM. 3:AM is the 'Bear Parade' of funny-depressed-sarcastic-neutral poetry.)
- Juked (Juked publishes short stories and poetry. Juked has been around since 1999 and is regarded as an internet literature 'touchstone'. Juked does not really publish much funny-depressed-sarcastic-neutral-hipster fiction or poetry. Most of the stories are too serious for me but I have included Juked because it is of 'historical importance'. I don't think anybody who has anything published at Juked knows anybody who has had anything published at 3:AM or Robot Melon.)


